My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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