this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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