Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Come on in and take your pants off
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