i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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