This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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