we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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