singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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