I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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