I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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