Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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