Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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