just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Sorry my hands just texted you
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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