the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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