Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Found the puke drawer
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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