Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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