I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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