Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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