Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
