and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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