I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Dicks are not precious.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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