Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
