; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i permit you to call me
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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