Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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