There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
