I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I need to stop coming to work sober
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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