names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
This toilet bowl is my home.
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