BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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