belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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