Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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