Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize