She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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