Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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