i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
