Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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