Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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