grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You have to summon your inner elephant
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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