i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
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