my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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