Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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