Christians are straight up FREAKS
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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