TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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