You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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