I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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