i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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