I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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