it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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