No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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