Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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