So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she pinky promised me she was 18
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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