this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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