Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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