I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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