everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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