why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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